==Good Ideas==
# Watch [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_the_Christ The Passion of the Christ]... ''on LSD''.
# Stick a fishing hook [http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/icefishing.shtml down your throat.]
# [http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/origin.shtml Drink random shit] you find on the ground.
# Start a [http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/represented.shtml Pro-Abortion, Pro-Death Penalty], Anti-Gun Control, Anti-Health Care [http://www.gop.gov/ political party.]
# Become [http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/home.html religious.]
# Beat the fuck out of your girlfriend [http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/cops-man-beats-up-girlfriend-over-soda for a soda.]
# Pretend that whatever you're in is a spaceship. VWOOOSH [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacecraft]
# [http://twitter.com/LiteralKa/status/19974784249 Ask your cat for a light.]
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